1. sometimes i fart so much in my sleep tha when i lift my blanket up in the morning a dark fog engulfs me and transforms the morning sunlight into a wild and feverish haze 🥵

2. i had let out an incredibly loud and stinky fart in my office right before one of my co-workers came in and said “hey ken!” after he said that he moved slightly closer to the chair i was sitting in and said “hmmm!” and then just left

19 July 2025