yep i thought about you again and then talked to some girl on tinder and told her that picking between star wars and indiana jones was like picking between german renaiscance painting and netherlandish reniscaunce painting because both of them are batshit crazy but she sarcastically responded and said “yes i totally know the difference between the two ;)” and i offered to show her the difference sometime and then she ghosted me so yep i’m just here again thinking about you and the fact that she couldn’t choose between indiana jones and star wars when indiana jones is clearly the better film series like are you fucking kidding me dude star wars is basically dune and overrated as shit and the only fucking reason we were talking about it is because i told her that my mom crashed into harrison ford’s golf cart which is completely true so i’m just fucking here mentioning the difference between german renaisaunce painting and netherlandish renisaunce painting when everyone knows i’m clearly a german renisaunce guy because the isenheim altarpiece by grünewald is not only the greatest piece of german art during the renisaunce but also the greatest religious art of all fucking time i mean come on look at christ as he operatically takes all of that pain and agony and suffering like that is how i feel right now when i think about you dude like john as he fucking holds the virgin mary in his lanky ass arms

19 July 2025