i am a lost ass goblin and my name is jeremy renner. i am looking for my ass goblin homeland in captain america’s bitch ass ass cheeks. where is the love, cap? where are those outstretched ass cheeks at dawn looking for angel haired hipsters and what not? fuck you allen whitberginsman of america, i will slap those wild ass cheeks into some histroy book on hypnosis.

i am franz mesmer and i am looking for u jeremy renner. i have come to mesmerize your wild ass by reading you the canterbury tales and chaucer is brony bitch fuck you chaucher i will fuck you by writing this classic ocean vuong run-on sentence bc that mf only writes poems by writing long ass run on sentences about the water and shit yeah that’s right fuck you

bubble gum bumble bitch it’s me dj khaled and i have come to reap the sinners of pop music with my dope ass beats. that’s right sit your ass down chouncey and i have come for you jeremey renner i have come like the ghost of your mom and shelby cobra sylvia plath i will be the next ts elliot just watch me make this list of academic references so people think i am smart as hell but still secretly not emotionally available because the relationship with my first wife was really bad and i basically based my whole poetic career by just relating to the weird modernist emo hipsters who struggled with making love in the wild dawn with crocodile dundee n shit

priapyus ts eliot is just priapus because fuck that big dick eneryg iim drunk in the history of the universe is on my side i am the great hitchiker of whitman and faulkner’s balls yeah fuck you william sound and the fury my ass fuck you this is literture i hope im irerevent or maybe mature enough to eventually write serious poems

19 July 2025