first you have to do a little dance and then write a screenplay on the prequel for power rangers the go go gettysburg rangers fight the moon munchers go beep boop boop bop beep (repeat previous 5 words x3 × 10^29 times) omega triple axel dodge dance take the f150 out onto the field pronto buster artificial ass juice or spaghetti christ NUPA out my DUPA oh my god yes this is the place right here there is no other fast food place that has more perfect food the cooks really know what they are doing here and i’d even say it’s pretty underrated when up against other fast food in rochester because the food here makes me wanna flutter like tweedy bird in the little air in the summer air at dusk and the lamb it makes me want to do a little routine i used to do back when i was a magician because dear god i sure could make that lamb disappear like a melancholic ghost in a mansion from the 1800s like come on baby gimme more of that lamb yum yum yum now that is good stuff right there yep freaking freakanomic fuck job scoobert doobert new bert john hurt cool kurt ya real nice kurt ya did a good job in escape from new york but bro have you even seen scanners now that is a good film bro but his new shit is stinking it is 2025 stinking back to the future part III ass. ok ya so usually whenever i take a dump i dip the toilet paper in the toilet water (after i’ve already flushed once of course) and splash it up onto my asshole bc i have been generally having some hemorrhoid issues and those goddamn prep h wipes are never flushable which means i usually chuck those mfs into those stone trash receptacles that are usually outside macdonalds but ok so im at the grocery store right before this movie and i’m taking a shit and what not and i initially flush and pop the toilet paper down there and while my hand is thrashing around down there trying to splash the water onto my throbbing bungholio and i inadvertently sent a slimey ass syringe of ketamine, which had been floating in the toilet bowl somehow not making down after it down the first flush, straight into my asshole and onto one of my big ass hemorrhoids like a goddamn arrow from cupid himself and the only thing i can think as i was watching this fucking thing was that no, fuck you cronenberg, this shit is grief right here right in between my greasy ass cheeks on an hot ass afternoon in may, grief is that fucking big pink and swollen vascular dingleberry that you dangle around with you for the rest of your sick ass life like one of those ugly ass lookin purses from tjmaxx with the rubbery leather that melts in the hot sun and it literally turns into as in it’s what slime influencers use yes i am not even joking all slime influencers do is melt down recycled tjmaxx products and transform them into literal slop like this multicolor roller rink carpet type of shit slime blob that is actually sentient bc it has a literal fucking smigdala in the center of the blob so it has data inscription potentialitty titty all ties 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19 July 2025